How it goes in the asian fam jam
- My uncle: Anak (child), why are you a gay?
- Me:
- Uncle:
- Me:
- Uncle:
- Me: "A gay"?
- Uncle: But you're so pretty.
- Me:
- Uncle: Why not be a pretty.
- Me: But you just said.
- Uncle:
- Me:
- Mom: AWKWARD NAMAN
yearoftheSnake
GIVE EM HELL [!]
An introverted-extrovert, I seem to exude an intense case of Peter Pan Syndrome. Young at heart but an old soul* A lustful Capricorn; Lover of words. The Universe Always Provides.
An introverted-extrovert, I seem to exude an intense case of Peter Pan Syndrome. Young at heart but an old soul* A lustful Capricorn; Lover of words. The Universe Always Provides.
“flawsstitchedwithgoodintentions started following you.”
AAH! I really admire his work.
PS boy, I swear alot. haha.
this weather is perfect outdoor sex weather.
had to block alot of ppl because they’ll know too much about me. =/
I don’t want everyone to know about my amazing sex drive.
What is it about NYE that causes some Single people to become emotional wrecks? And desperate at that - drunk dialing their exes just so they won’t have to be alone for the count down.
"Why do people say ‘Grow some Balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding."
Betty White
Checkmate. Mate? Check.
- Josh [bff #3]: we're so made for eachother! It's perfect.
- Me: we are, and it's so ironic.
- Josh: I'm your best form of birth control ;)
Someone needs to write a song about watching Dexter in their bday suits.
